Republican Cruelty (Limerick)
You think healthcare expenses are rough? Wait till RyanCare’s passed. It’s so tough On folks who ain’t rich, You’ll say, “Life is a bitch!” Yet some holdouts claim: “NOT mean enough!”
View ArticleTrump’s Frustration (Limerick)
On healthcare, Trump gives up the store. But the wingnuts say “No!” They want more! Donald throws up his hands At their endless demands; It’s golf-time. This feels like a chore.
View ArticleTrump Exercises His Right Not To Exercise (Limerick)
A headline like this one demands a limerick: “Donald Trump thinks exercise will kill you.” Will exercise kill you? The guy In the Oval believes it. That’s why Donald looks like he looks. (I’d been...
View ArticleIs Golf A Path To Fitness? (Limerick)
You’ve decided it’s time to commit To golfing. Your goal? Getting fit. But is golf the right fix? Take a look at Trump pics. I suspect playing golf isn’t it.
View ArticleVictim-In-Chief (Limerick)
Headline: “Trump Identifies the Real Coronavirus Victim: His Presidency” There’s a virus whose spread causes dread. It began in a land once called “Red.” Though its victim counts stun, To Trump there’s...
View ArticleLeave It To Trump To Make A Bad Situation Much Worse (Limerick)
Headline: “Trump floats his own coronavirus hunches on ‘Hannity’ The president contradicts public health experts statements on death rate, contagion.” The Donald’s profusion of lies Has gone viral, so...
View ArticleAWOL Test Kits? (Limerick)
Headline: “‘BROKEN’ CORONAVIRUS TESTING PROCESS IN U.S. COULD HAVE ENABLED COVID-19 TO SPREAD ‘SILENTLY’ FOR WEEKS, EXPERTS WARN” U.S. testing for COVID-19 Is so lacking, the number’s obscene. Tests...
View ArticleCrisis-Mishandler-In-Chief (Limerick)
Empty bluster, denial, subversion, Specious happy-talk, falsehood immersion; Ev’ry Trumpy technique For a crisis seems weak When applied to a viral incursion.
View ArticleCovid’s A “Blessing From God?” (Limerick)
Headline: “Trump Calls His Illness ‘a Blessing From God’” Getting Covid’s a “Blessing From God?” Methinks that Trump’s reasoning’s flawed. Donald’s just-pretend piety Merits dubiety. As with most...
View ArticleFox Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Fox Newsers may cause the demise Of their viewers with anti-vax cries. “It’s my body,” they whine. “It’s my choice!” Yet they’re fine With abortion rights cut down to size.
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